You know it’s time to turn off Season 2 of Arrested Development when:

• Your son could care less about “Bob the Builder” (can we fix it?!!?) but will sit still for “Motherboy XXX“.

• The theme song comes on (plinkie plinkie plinkie plinkie - to be specific), and both you and your son immediately start doing the Wiggledance (which consists of sitting down and moving your upperbody back and forth like a sideways Bobble Doll). In fact, at the first notes, your son immediately looks at you for approval of “We get to wiggle now, yes?”

• You are walking down the cereal isle, and all of a sudden you are crippled from walking upright and must instead flounce around because “The Final Countdown” is playing on the Safeway Music Channel

• Due to recent “The Final Countdown” incident, when paying for your groceries, you try to make exact change by spraying pennies from your sleeves, and are really sad when you can’t.

No more half-day at Army; back to the Banana Stand.

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